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n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

giannigaga:

volanus:

starpulses:

a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch

She was there for me when no one else was

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

yeevil:

probably not that

vinegod:

How to leave an awkward situation by Katie Ryan

3 days ago115,367 plays

nunown:

Somebody told me

You had a girlfriend

Who looked like a……………………..slime man

1612th:

the container store fails hadiyah’s high expectations once again

1612th:

the container store fails hadiyah’s high expectations once again

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

kimpissible:

when people purposely try to break their phone so their parents will buy them a new one

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me: where do you live?
vegan: I'm a vegan